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Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving! Have a hand turkey!

Wishing everyone a happy and gluttonous Thanksgiving. For the occasion, I made this resplendent hand turkey for you. It’s sparkly.

Pictures of Dogs Playing in Leaves

Someone kindly assembled 41 images of dogs frolicking in fallen autumn leaves. You are very welcome.

Dr. Tyson Has No Words, Throws Up Hands

Jumping Sundogs

Yesterday’s Astronomy Picture of the Day brought to my attention an unusual atmospheric phenomenon. Hopefully we’ve all seen a sundog before, those bright iridescent patches of cloud sometimes seen next to the sun. But, have you ever seen a jumping sundog like the one in this video?

According to APOD, the  leading hypothesis holds

[T]hat a lightning discharge in a thundercloud can temporarily change the electric field above the cloud where charged ice crystals were reflecting sunlight. The new electric field quickly re-orients the geometric crystals to a new orientation that reflects sunlight differently. In other words, a lightning discharge can cause a sundog to jump. Soon, the old electric field may be restored, causing the ice crystals to return to their original orientation.

Astronauts Falling Down on the Moon

I don’t have sound on my computer right now. Please tell me this montage is to Yakety Sax.

Happy Halloween!

October is back!

Here’s wishing everyone a happy and safe Halloween. May your minor children fill their baskets with their favorite treats and may those in my age cohort recapture the Halloween spirit first imprinted upon them in the early 90s.

At the Agoura Antique Mart: My Favorite Excited Utterance Story

Click for original Agoura Antique Mart image

Before telling the best excited utterance/party opponent admission story you will hear today, let me explain some simplified legal background. Lawyers and smartypants can skip ahead.

First, in order to win a negligence case, the plaintiff must prove four things: the existence of a duty of care, a breach of that duty, causation, and damages. Property owners and store proprietors have a duty of care to their customers to ensure that the premises are safe. Breach of duty of care is usually contingent on whether the defendant could foresee the injury occurring. Foreseeability can be shown where the cause of harm has occurred before. That the breach must have caused the plaintiff to suffer damages is self explanatory.

Second, out of court hearsay statements are admissible in court where those statements were an “excited utterance” relating to a startling event made while the declarant was under the stress of excitement caused by the event. Also admissible are out of court admissions by an opposing party. Moving on.

This past June, my sister and I visited the Agoura Antique Mart to look at pretty things and practice deferred gratification. The Antique Mart is an ordinary strip mall hollowed out and tastefully packed to the acoustic tile ceiling with quaint things that somehow defied straight-line depreciation calculus. Indeed, even the acoustic tile ceiling held dozens of chandeliers, each one affixed to the metal grid supports that bound the foam tiles.

My sister and I walked up and down the aisles, pointing at things and talking. We had stopped to look at something when I saw a fast blur of downward movement combined with a loud shattering noise and my sister’s yelp. Sharp pieces of what used to be a heavy floral ceramic chandelier lay on the floor. My sister was shaking. She had felt the air rush past her face and some of the shards landed on her shoes. The chandelier almost bludgeoned her because the clip that attached it to the support grid failed.

The store’s proprietor appeared, her piebald dog at her side. She took in the scene and asked “what happened here?” “It just fell” we said. Our would-be party opponent then exclaimed “oh my God, I am so sorry! This is the second time this has happened.”

Update: As of November 2010, when this image was featured in an Agoura Antique Mart blog post, it seems that the Mart continued to hang chandeliers from their acoustic tile ceiling.

Caffenol: The Dark Room Developer Chemicals in Your Kitchen

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sandscape 3 courtesy Brendan Murphy

The official Flickr Blog has a post about caffenol, a homemade film developer made of washing soda, vitamin C, and instant coffee crystals. This process only produces black and white negatives (though color film stock can play nice) and emphasizes the film’s grain and contrast.  The caffenol blog has more detailed instructions.

Even though film images possess a verisimilitude that I strive for when I take pictures, I shoot exclusively digital because I never felt comfortable with the time consuming dark room ritual, the cost of materials, and the risk of exposing myself to potentially toxic chemicals.* The caffenol process’ seeming ease, safety, and aesthetic virtues may finally overcome my resistance to film and my general inertia.

*In other news, I loves me some monosodium glutamate. Shout out to Ac’cent brand flavor enhancer!

An Unscientific Poll of Law Students Regarding Support for Gay Marriage

A few weeks ago, an informal anonymous poll of 25 students in my family law class on the question of whether or not gay marriage should be permitted yielded a surprising result. Despite the religious conservative reputation of my school, not one student said that same-sex couples should be prohibited from marrying.

I attend Pepperdine University School of Law where, in addition to its already considerable conservative political pedigree and association with the Church of Christ, at least two high profile faculty members have actively promoted legislation that would limit the definition of marriage to the union of one man and one woman. In particular, Richard Peterson lent credibility to his appearance in controversial advertisements supporting Proposition 8 by identifying himself as a Pepperdine law professor and, a year later, Pepperdine law school dean Ken Starr argued before the California Supreme Court that Proposition 8 in fact did not deny gay couples any inalienable rights. In turn, Pepperdine law school students are also perceived to be more politically conservative as a group than most law school classes.

In light of similar legislation limiting the definition of marriage in several other states, our family law professor decided to prompt discussion by taking a vote. He handed out blank sheets of paper to all 25 students present, asking them to respond “yes” or “no” to whether there should be legislation allowing same-sex marriage and to briefly explain why or why not. The votes were tallied on the board as the professor read each response aloud.

Twenty three people unequivocally said “yes,” that there should be legislation permitting same-sex couples to marry. Reasons in favor of same-sex marriage included protecting all family units regardless of their form, avoiding discrimination based on immutable characteristics, protecting the fundamental rights of homosexuals, and the absence of a valid state interest or even a rational basis for preventing homosexuals from marrying. Two students hedged their responses, voting “yes” because they felt that they did not have the Constitutional right to impose their differing beliefs on others.

Many students expressed surprise, saying that they expected a substantial portion of the class to be opposed to same-sex marriage and citing the school’s conservative reputation and the actions of its leadership. Perhaps some students held their tongues and this skewed the results, but perhaps not.

On the one hand, this informal poll does not prove anything about what Pepperdine teaches, Pepperdine’s students, or law students in general. It was a small non-representative sample taken from a self-selected group. On the other, it suggests that support for same-sex marriage among ascending generations of lawyers and policymakers may be stronger than it is for older generations.